**A girl asked a boy if she was pretty
He said "No."
She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever
He said "No."
She then asked him if he would cry if she left
He said "No."
She had heard enough
She had to leave...
Just as she was about to go the boy grabbed her arm and said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful, and I don't wanna be with your forever, I need to be with you forever, and if you walk away now I wouldn't cry, I would die."**

Music: none
Mood: sudden sadness
Wearing: miami shirt, boxers


I was gonna update and write a nice long entry.. but my dad just got pissed and started bitchin at me and im a sensitive person so now im sad
go figure, right?
oh well, no one reads this anyways unless theyre bored

Little Filthy Old Pervert
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)

Your inner child is the Little Filthy Old Pervert (PSDA). He's not so bad, though, as far as inner children are concerned. Just give him a park bench and a trenchcoat and he's ready to go. What's more, you could practically hang meat on all of your hang-ups. Phobias, fetishes, anxieties, neurosese... there are so many things happening inside you at once that your inner child is lost in the woods and hunted by wierd psycological animals. He stays hidden so much it's like he's not even there. It's not so much that he's insane, it's just that you're crazy. It's up to you to lure him out with bits of cheese and sugar and get him some rehabilitation. Or stay hunted.

Inner Child Stats!

  Of the 782926 people who've taken the Inner Child Test...
   36% are male, while 64% are female.
    The most common type is The Rich Bitch.
     The least common type, but not the last, is Rented Stepchild.
    1.96% fall into that category.
   26% of the population on earth are baby murderers.
  72% of fat kids were bullied.

"Back off, lady. I'm NOT afraid to use this."

You are 77% Pure!
(Very interesting.)



Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

	people less pure than you (85%)
	people like you (1%)
	people more pure than you (14%)

Vital statistics:

93% held hands

92% kissed

86% french kissed

74% cheated on an exam

57% had sex

53% smoked marijuana

42% cheated in a relationship

23% intentionally burned oneself

20% slept with a married man or woman

18% slept with someone without knowing his/her name

The Test Results Are In!

"You are a smooth chick."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
79% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%


Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, her sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but she's smarter than any animal. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 79% Un-telligent

And as always, we publish overall test statistics: 4908197 people have taken the un-telligence test Of all takers, 53% were female and 47% were male Currently, males are averaging higher! The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

7 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 17, in the backseat of a car. You are 25% sexy.

The info on your 7 future sex partner(s):

	7 of them will be female
	0 of them will be male
	And you will actually love 3 of them!
	Based on your answers, there's a good change that someone your know secretly wants you.

Interesting test statistics:
(updated every 5 minutes)

How Females Describe Themselves Most How Males Describe Themselves Most attractive (22%) funny (22%) sexy (21%) cute (12%) fun (12%) pretty (8%) smart (8%) NICE (8%) horny (8%) sweet (7%) funny (27%) attractive (23%) sexy (16%) horny (11%) smart (9%) nice (7%) fun (7%) cute (6%) hot (6%) intelligent (6%)

  9,891,439 people have taken The SexTest

  55% of all test takers are female, and 45% are male.

  42% are virgins.

  5% are married.

  70% believe in love at first sight.

  32% of all Star Trekkies are virgins.

  And 155988 have given a hummer to President Bill Clinton.

The results are in. You are certifiably:

46% bitch! which is higher than the worldwide average 38%

How others compare:

2% (same as you)

28% (bitchier than you)

70% (less bitchy than you)

Of the 7,795,616 test takers so far:

52% can use a gun

51% been in a catfight

50% cheated in a relationship

50% forget birthdays

46% blamed a friend for farting

28% gnawed during oral sex

26% wear lots of hairspray

24% stomped on someone with high heels

The bitchiest age group so far is 29 year olds. 29 year olds average 42% bitchy.

Women who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their boyfriends.

Canadian women are more likely to consider themselves successful.

Girls with tattoos like authority less.

Girls who sleep with married men are more likely to forget their friends' birthdays.